Welcome to the David Brent Quotes Website

David Brent Quotes

The only site on the web bringing you the very best hand-picked David Brent Quotes from all three seasons of the much revered television series, The Office. No, it’s not “The UK Office” or “The British Version”. In our eyes, there is only one office, and that is the original office. The raison d’etre of this site is very much thanks to the man in the picture below. The Brentmeister General. You see the Brentmeister General is cult-like in our eyes, and because of this we’ve endured blood, sweat and tears to serve you up only the funniest David Brent Quotes. Yes, we’ve spent hours trawling all three episodes of The Office in search the creme-de-la-creme of quotes to feature on this site. We can safely say that the toil has been worth it. This blog is the missing link in

The man himself

David Brent has been described as a delusional, cringeworthy, egotistic prick whilst also falling victim to the Dunning-Kruger effect. For us fans, he is all of the above and more.  He’s a friend first, a boss second, and probably an entertainer third. He’s the man at the top of the food chain.

He’s also refreshingly laid back for a man with such responsibility. A self-described philosopher, poet and musician (read rockstar) he is also a sublime dancer. Some might say he’s also a misogynist. He is charitable chap. A man who has done five fun runs in two years. An evangelist who’s spreading the word in Slough. Once he’s done with Slough, he’ll move onto Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, Didcot, Yateley. Winnersh. Taplow. He is a renegade and unorthodox, and doesn’t play by, “The Rules”. This is the character that you know and love as David Brent.

The man we love to hate and also all hate to love, because let’s face it, that at one point or other in our lives, WE HAVE ALL come across a “David Brent”. There are “David Brent’s” in every facet of our lives. It is only the degree to which these people are “brentified” that remains the question. Whenever we come across these individuals, there is a natural affinity to match them up with particular Brent moments from the series, and more specifically David Brent quotes. This is where this website comes in very useful.

What’s on the site

This David Brent Quotes website has been founded to document the very best quotes and scenes from the entire Office series. All the quotes are split out by season: Season 1, Season 2, and the Xmas Special. We also have a great section comprising of a large range of David Brent Memes. We have included the videos to David Brent’s songs including Freelove Freeway, Spaceman, and Lady Gypsy. If you think we have missed a quote which is too good to leave out, or you have a piece of content you’d like to share with the David Brent Quotes readers, then please reach out to us via our Contact Page.

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