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Category: Life On The Road

“The lads started calling me Brentasaurus. All good fun. Not at the time. I burst into tears.”

“The lads started calling me Brentasaurus. All good fun. Not at the time. I burst into tears.”

“What’s the definition of a glass bra? Smash and grab. Honk, honk.”

“What’s the definition of a glass bra? Smash and grab. Honk, honk.”

“Yeah. Correctamundo.”

“Yeah. Correctamundo.”

“I got one character… called Ho Lee Fuk.”

“I got one character… called Ho Lee Fuk.”

“I prefer it out here with the troops because we have a laugh.”

“I prefer it out here with the troops because we have a laugh.”

“I let her keep the t-shirt. It’s only fair.”

“I let her keep the t-shirt. It’s only fair.”

“We are going to get a little bit funky. Um, probably too funky.”

“We are going to get a little bit funky. Um, probably too funky.”

“People often say, “Is there anything you won’t joke about?” Yes, the handicapped.”

“People often say, “Is there anything you won’t joke about?” Yes, the handicapped.”

“Keep the noise down. No, turn it up.”

“Keep the noise down. No, turn it up.”

“That’s as stiff as you like and it won’t damage your rug. Well that’s what I told her.”

“That’s as stiff as you like and it won’t damage your rug. Well that’s what I told her.”

“Ask me how are you spelling coming?”

“Ask me how are you spelling coming?”

“I’m gonna roll you over, and rock you stupid, and leave you there just humming. There’s a party in my trousers, baby, and everybody’s coming.”

“I’m gonna roll you over, and rock you stupid, and leave you there just humming. There’s a party in my trousers, baby, and everybody’s coming.”

“No, that was then. This is now. I’m currently a singer songwriter, and a rep.”

“No, that was then. This is now. I’m currently a singer songwriter, and a rep.”

“He’s back! Did you miss me?”

“He’s back! Did you miss me?”

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