Simon (The Computer Geek)
Life On The Road
Category: Life On The Road
The lads started calling me Brentasaurus. All good fun. Not at the time. I burst into tears.
What’s the definition of a glass bra? Smash and grab. Honk, honk.
I got one character… called Ho Lee Fuk.
I prefer it out here with the troops because we have a laugh.
I let her keep the t-shirt. It’s only fair.
We are going to get a little bit funky. Um, probably too funky.
People often say, “Is there anything you won’t joke about?” Yes, the handicapped.
Keep the noise down. No, turn it up.
That’s as stiff as you like and it won’t damage your rug. Well that’s what I told her.
Ask me how are you spelling coming?
I’m gonna roll you over, and rock you stupid, and leave you there just humming. There’s a party in my trousers, baby, and everybody’s coming.
No, that was then. This is now. I’m currently a singer songwriter, and a rep.
He’s back! Did you miss me?