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Category: Season 2

“Both in our 30s is the fact.”

“Both in our 30s is the fact.”

“New leaf, et cetera. Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty, satisfaction.”

“New leaf, et cetera. Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty, satisfaction.”

“So it’s a chance for them to tell me where we’re going wrong.”

“So it’s a chance for them to tell me where we’re going wrong.”

“So there’s your racist for you.”

“So there’s your racist for you.”

david brent melting pot

“That’s the melting pot.”

“What he was saying about me being top of the pile of men – saying I’m gay. I’m not gay. In fact, I can honestly say I’ve never come over a little queer!”

“What he was saying about me being top of the pile of men – saying I’m gay. I’m not gay. In fact, I can honestly say I’ve never come over a little queer!”

“Inside Paper. Inside the paper bin! Recycle that.”

“Inside Paper. Inside the paper bin! Recycle that.”

david brent rolled with the punch

“I’m coping. I rolled with the punch.”

“But we’ve had a personnel change of 25%, people coming and going. I had to let my PA go. Last in, first out.”

“But we’ve had a personnel change of 25%, people coming and going. I had to let my PA go. Last in, first out.”

“Come into my boudoir.”

“Come into my boudoir.”

“I was a leetle bit drunk!”

“I was a leetle bit drunk!”

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